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    Monday, April 23rd, 2012
    1:23 am
    [August, Eli, and ... Ian Are you even with Weasley? Should we be having this conversation? You may be a little you A question from inquiring minds: does she put ou No, no. I actually don't care Mother Teresa was more sexu]

    What say you three to a good bottle of alcohol and cig? I need advice Ah, Rowena. Is Worple the only normal female you three could find?

    [ooc: backdated to yesterday/Sunday]

    [/End Bros with H wimmin ward]

    I would like it known that should any one like any studying help whatsoever, I am available everyday except for Sundays. And Friday evenings, as well as Saturday mornings. Study sessions will occur in my room and a very select few are allowed to extend hours for as long as they like.

    Writing staff of Witch Weekly need not wait in line. You knew it was coming. Timing, my dears

    [ooc: backdated to yesterday/Sunday]
    Tuesday, March 6th, 2012
    11:41 pm
    Psoriasis is apparently not exclusively a liver condition.

    I find that I prefer this school when it's sending me anonymous Valentine's candy. Yes, including the ones where I was informed that I was particularly ugly or some rot. Watching everyone turn colours is far more entertaining than babies losing their stomachs. At least she's not vomi Were these mittens meant to Hell
    Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012
    1:56 pm
    Now, this is most unfair. How is it that I've been shackled with a baby when I've never participated in anything remotely interesting with this particular person to get earn deserve this delightful bundle of joy? Shouldn't the reward come before the effort? I don't think a good grade should suffice.
    Friday, January 6th, 2012
    9:56 pm
    It may or may not have come to some of your attention that I was mostly sockless today. And shoeless as well. Despite what some fourth year who found himself to be very clever thought, I didn't feel too lazy to look for all of my socks and shoes. They were stolen. Yes, all of them.

    I have detention. I hope that you're happy, unknown thief of footwear.
    Monday, January 2nd, 2012
    3:06 pm
    Ah! The hallowed corridors of Hogwarts. How I have missed you and your fathomless employment of magic. There is something special about being able to swish and flick one's socks from the foot of the bed into one's hands. My days of bare feet are behind me.
    Thursday, December 22nd, 2011
    10:36 pm
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